Beta, you spent two hours searching for a play about idiots. You didn’t need to watch it. You lived it. (exits)

(gasp) You know it?

(slow smile) Kem cho, darling?

A cluttered living room in Ahmedabad. RAJU (40s, always overthinking) frantically taps his phone. SHYAM (40s, always hungry) scrolls a laptop balanced on a dhokla tin.

They type in unison. A single result appears: a 12-second clip of a man in a pink turban slipping on a banana peel. Title: "Idiot #1 – Real Footage."

2 Idiots ? That old natak by Chunilal Dalal?

That’s exactly what an idiot would do!