A Mommy - Friend Invites Me To Use A Matching App...
And honestly? My mommy friend might be onto something. Because if there’s anyone who knows what I actually need—not what I think I want—it’s the woman who hands me a coffee without asking and says, “You’ve got this.”
We were knee-deep in a playdate. Our toddlers were launching Cheerios like tiny, carb-loaded missiles across the living room. Between rescuing a stuffed bunny from a juice-box puddle and refereeing a tug-of-war over a plastic firetruck, she looks me dead in the eye and says: A Mommy Friend Invites Me to Use a Matching App...
So now I’m on it. Swiping between nap time and making mac and cheese. My bio now says “Mom of one tiny dictator. Looking for someone who won’t be scared off by a diaper bag that weighs 40 lbs.” And honestly
Not a mom group app. Not a grocery delivery app. A . Our toddlers were launching Cheerios like tiny, carb-loaded
Swiping right… with a juice-stained thumb. Wish me luck. 🍀 Would you like a shorter version (e.g., for an Instagram caption) or a more humorous/dramatic take?
