Kael’s hands trembled as he typed. Level 27. Current XP: 124,532. Enchanted Sugar Cane: 640. Enchanted Fermented Spider Eye: 320. He did not check the Derpy box—the mayor was not in office.

He clicked.

He opened it.

So Kael did what any desperate player would do. He sought the Calculator.

But Kael found it.

Kael slammed his laptop shut.