A Wife -v1.155- By Baap | Being

4 minutes

Energy is neither created nor destroyed; it is merely transferred from the wife’s will to live into a casserole. Version 1.155 optimizes the heat-to-praise ratio. If no one says “yum,” the algorithm resets. Being A Wife -v1.155- By Baap

Let’s dissect that title before we even get to the content, because the name alone is a thesis statement. 4 minutes Energy is neither created nor destroyed;

A wife must translate silence into syntax. When he says “I’m fine,” the compiler must flag a critical error. The wife’s job is to debug the man without him knowing he is being debugged. Being A Wife -v1.155- By Baap