Daphne And Irina. Show 1 May 2026

You’re a monster.

(placing the last grape with tweezers) Today’s theme is control. Daphne And Irina. Show 1

And you’re a control artist who just got evicted from her own fruit bowl. (She steals the apple and takes a loud bite) Camera two, close up on anarchy. You’re a monster

No, you don’t. You love it. Because for once, you’re not the one writing the script. close up on anarchy. No

(without looking up) If you rotate that apple one more time, I’m going to film it and put it on the internet. Title: Woman Declares War on Produce.