“Listen, child,” Phooli had whispered, adjusting a brass diya in the corner. “Tonight, he will come smelling of desi daru and nervous sweat. Do not act like those city films. Here, the first night is not about candles or soft music. It is about two strangers learning to share a cot without falling off.”

That was their first act of intimacy—not a kiss, but shared food. Then he showed her his phone’s cracked screen: a saved video of the wedding’s mehendi night, where she had accidentally stepped on a chicken and slipped, making everyone roar. “You were funny,” he said. “I liked that.”

Meanwhile, Suraj was being ambushed by his dost (friends) near the tube well. Their “entertainment” was classic Peperonity: crude jokes, a shared cigarette, and a phone playing a muffled bhojpuri night song. They slapped his back, poured cheap whiskey into a steel glass, and gave him advice that ranged from absurd (“Tie a bell to your ankle so she knows you’re coming”) to startlingly tender.