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"I'm the unlucky number one," he muttered. Panic set in first. Then denial. Then a cold, calculating calm. Kaito had read over two thousand chapters. He knew where every treasure was hidden, which seemingly kind elder was actually a demonic traitor, and which beautiful female swordmaster would betray the protagonist for power.

The final line now read differently than he remembered. -Doujindesu.TV--Came-Into-The-Martial-Arts-Nove...

And then—nothing.

But he would be safe.

Then the screen flickered.

"I just do. Trust me, or don't. But if you want to save them, you'll need to walk a different road." "I'm the unlucky number one," he muttered

So he did the only thing a modern shut-in with no martial arts training could do: he cheated. "I'm the unlucky number one