The progress bar inched forward. 10%. 23%. A soft hum from the server. Mark peeked over Leo’s shoulder.
"Never delete the Java 8 installer, Mark. It’s not a file. It’s a pact between developers and the god of legacy systems." download java 8 windows 64 bit
Leo remembered. The endless debates on Stack Overflow. The Minecraft server admins weeping in forums. The corporate apps that needed the JRE in a specific registry key. He checked the box. The progress bar inched forward
"ClassNotFoundException," he whispered. His glasses fogged slightly. "No. Not today." stretched his back until it cracked.
89%. 94%.
Mark nodded, not entirely sure if Leo was joking. He wasn’t.
He stood up, stretched his back until it cracked.