“Tip your valet. Or else.”
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) funny cartoonporn
(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.) “Tip your valet
“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.” holding a single
(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.)
“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .”