Pdf | Harry Potter-gen Z Version

unofficial. unhinged. uncensored. not sponsored by J.K. (she’s cancelled, bestie)

Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”

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Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None.

He also meets Draco Malfoy, who is the textbook definition of: “We listen and we don’t judge… unless you’re poor.” unofficial

Hermione Granger – she’s not bossy, she just has ✨correct opinions✨. Definitely runs a studyblr. Would cancel you for saying “could of” instead of “could’ve.”

Quirrell was his first simp. Not a flex. not sponsored by J

Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom.