CUT TO: Rohan’s face, deadpan. Fourth wall break.
Bauji, it’s a Roomba. It cleans on its own.
(whispering) Tera koi bhai hai? Mard wala?
Remix of classic Bhojpuri beat + synthwave.
TACKLE? Mujhe? Aaja, pehle iski body-shaming kar deta hoon.
He picks it up, looks into its sensors.
SHAMBHU stands over a robot vacuum cleaner, holding a hockey stick.
The vacuum bumps into Shambhu’s foot. He roars.
CUT TO: Rohan’s face, deadpan. Fourth wall break.
Bauji, it’s a Roomba. It cleans on its own.
(whispering) Tera koi bhai hai? Mard wala?
Remix of classic Bhojpuri beat + synthwave.
TACKLE? Mujhe? Aaja, pehle iski body-shaming kar deta hoon.
He picks it up, looks into its sensors.
SHAMBHU stands over a robot vacuum cleaner, holding a hockey stick.
The vacuum bumps into Shambhu’s foot. He roars.