“ Gravy slide ,” you whisper. “Don’t move.”
Pip looks back at the glistening peak. “Next time, the Pastrami Palisades ?” meat log mountain guide
You tighten your butcher’s twine harness. “I’ll bring extra mustard.” Always climb with a partner, check your gravy forecast, and never forget: a good guide doesn’t get you to the top—they get you home. “ Gravy slide ,” you whisper