Misadventures Megaboob Manor -

(nervous laugh) How bad could it be?

Wait! The curse amplifies insecurity . What if we… don’t fight it? What if we accept the thing we’re ashamed of? misadventures megaboob manor

Lightning strikes the domed towers. They glow pink. Fade to black. (nervous laugh) How bad could it be

Alistair drives away in his Fiat. His toupee—still inflated—is tied to the antenna like a weather balloon. Brenda, Chad, and Mrs. Grimble wave from the manor steps. Mrs. Grimble almost smiles. he hugs it.

I curse this house! Any who dwell within shall find their most embarrassing assets… magnified ! Their hungers… insatiable ! Let the manor feed on your desires!

He touches the pink crystal. Instead of smashing it, he hugs it.