Mshahdt Fylm My Awkward Sexual Adventure 2012 Mtrjm - - May Syma 1

Keep tripping. Keep reaching for the Cinnabon.

You are holding it. Sweating. The cream cheese icing is melting down your knuckles. She is twenty feet away, laughing with her friends. You are not walking toward her. You are frozen. You are a statue of bad decisions. Keep tripping

Then I met Jamie at a used bookstore. I was reaching for a battered copy of Slaughterhouse-Five . So was she. We laughed, did the awkward “you take it” / “no, you take it” dance. She said, “Let’s just read it together.” you take it” dance. She said