Matthew - Sam And Cat

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver sam and cat matthew

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad? (flips to another page) Under “odd skills” —

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun. sam and cat matthew

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?

Any questions?