Spider Man Amazing Strange Rope Police -

“You looked like you were having fun,” Strange said dryly. “Besides, you’re amazing. You would have figured out the rope’s secret.”

And somewhere in the multiverse, a cowboy-hat-wearing Doctor Strange smiles, coils up his Equestrian Infinity Rope, and waits for the next city that needs a really, really weird wrangler.

“Good lasso, officer. Very… decorative.” spider man amazing strange rope police

The cops blinked, confused. “Why am I holding a flower?” one asked. “And why do I feel an intense desire to brand a spider?”

What followed was the strangest chase in Spidey’s career. A dozen patrol cars, sirens blaring, but no one was shooting. Instead, officers leaned out of windows, spinning glowing lassos over their heads. They threw them not like handcuffs, but like prayers. “You looked like you were having fun,” Strange

“Great. Magic rope. My one weakness. Right up there with ‘emotional trauma’ and ‘rent.’” He leaped.

The next day, a viral video shows Spider-Man sitting on the edge of a police barricade, letting an officer awkwardly drape a normal rope over his shoulders. The officer looks confused. Spidey gives a thumbs up. “Good lasso, officer

“Correct.”