She lowered her mirror. One eye, squinty and judgmental, peered over the pink frames.
“But… what if Plankton attacks while you’re lying here?” he asked. the spongebob movie sponge out of water tanning woman
And she had not moved an inch.
SpongeBob blinked. “Is it not? Your skin is the color of a delicious, well-done crabby patty bun!” She lowered her mirror
A corner of her cracked, lip-balm-free mouth twitched. She sat up, sand cascading off her oiled stomach. She pointed the cola can at him like a weapon. She lowered her mirror. One eye
Her radio blared: “I’m on the edge of glory…”
The Tanning Woman.