Uncle Grandpa: Series

(taking it, smiling for real) "Thanks, Uncle Grandpa." ENDING:

"Exactly! Nobody will see it coming!" ACT THREE: Uncle Grandpa Series

He pulls a giant, ridiculous lollipop from his belly button. It's shaped like a thumbs-up. (taking it, smiling for real) "Thanks, Uncle Grandpa

(sprinkler water shooting out his ears) "I've been ignored , kid! My own family treated me like a houseplant!" smiling for real) "Thanks

(whispering back) "Did not."

(whispering) "You looked."