93 Crazy Error: Windows

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> Close. > Ignore. > Dance.

Windows 93 has encountered a cosmic hiccup. The friendly blue screen has gone neon pink and is now laughing.

[ EXPLODING LOGO.EXE has stopped working ] Reason: It worked too hard. It’s tired of being an icon. It wants to be a frog now. windows 93 crazy error

an excerpt from the Windows 93 error hymnal

SYSTEM ↂ MEMORY ↂ CORRUPTED Error 0x93CRAZY: Not even Bill knows what happened. windows 93 crazy error

Just kidding. We’re going to play a MIDI of “Axel F” forever instead.