Here’s a short dramatic piece / character monologue for : Title: Confessions of a Reluctant Demon Lord

The demon generals want me dead. The humans want me burned. And the goddess who dragged me here? She ghosted me after the tutorial. Left me a passive skill called and a title that flashes in red letters: Bastard-Sama.

"You know… I didn't ask for this. One moment I'm choking on instant ramen in my studio apartment—next, I'm standing over a dead hero, wearing someone else's bloody gauntlets, and a floating screen says: 『Congratulations, Bastard-Sama. You have conquered Irta.』

Every day, I wake up and wonder if this is a bug or a feature. My 'quest log' is just one line: 『Survive your own faction.』

The system calls me that because my origin is 'corrupted summon.' Half-isekai, half-glitch. They meant to call a savior. Instead, they got me—v0.1.1d. An unstable build of a villain.

Bastard-Sama. Not Lord. Not King. Not even 'Hey, you.' Bastard.